When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma

When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt

When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

"the buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. when you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. no anxiety, no agitation"
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(Source: psych-facts, via staytrue-to-you)

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jphani:

do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy

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